The lamest anti-marijauna ad ever.
Start earning now! Why waste the best days of your life going to college when you can become a burrito taster. Money, power and jet packs are some of the benefits that a certified Burrito Taster enjoys. That, and all the Burritos You Can Handle! Restaurants, motels, clubs, theme parks, and space stations are just a few of the places that need experienced Burrito Tasters. EAT THE GOOD LIFE!!!
Hey, not trying to be your mom, but there aren’t many jobs out there for potheads.
I wonder if Drug Czar John P. Walters can tell me where to get this burrito taster job.. Damn, I will not miss his ass.

